Website Roast by Webmaster Eric

• Welcome to the $1 Website Roast — where I give your website or TikTok bio a brutally honest, fully useful review in front of a live audience.

🔧 What You Get:

• A no-BS, live review of your website or TikTok profile

• Real-time feedback from a professional digital marketer with 17+ years of experience

• Actionable tips to improve visibility, design, and conversion

• Exposure during my TikTok Live (optional shoutout)

• Credit toward upgrades if you want help fixing it

⚠️ This is NOT for the thin-skinned.

If your website sucks, I’ll tell you. If it rocks, I’ll show you how to scale it. Either way — you’ll leave smarter than you came in.

If your website isn’t getting traffic, converting visitors, or ranking where it should — this is your wake-up call.

The Website Roast by Webmaster Eric is not your typical website audit. This is a raw, real-time, unfiltered expert review of your site from someone with over 17 years of hands-on experience in web development, SEO, and digital monetization. I’m not here to coddle your ego. I’m here to point out every missed opportunity, outdated element, and underperforming aspect of your online presence — so you can finally fix it and make your site work for you.

What You’re Really Buying:

You’re not just getting feedback — you’re getting a high-converting strategy session delivered as a tactical, to-the-point roast. Expect insights that most “web designers” would never mention and most agencies would charge 10x more for — if they even knew what to look for.

Whether you’re a DIY entrepreneur, a startup founder, a side hustler, or a brand that’s hit a plateau, this website roast is the shortcut to clarity, direction, and performance.

Here’s What You’ll Get:

• Full-Site Walkthrough (Recorded or Live):
  I personally go through your site, page by page, offering sharp commentary on your design, layout, load speed, navigation, SEO, content structure, and user experience. I point out what works — and more importantly, what doesn’t.
• On-Page SEO & Technical Breakdown:
  From your title tags to your H1 hierarchy, your broken links to your schema markup, I’ll give you a technical SEO diagnosis that you can understand — and take action on.
• Conversion Strategy Insight:
  Are your calls-to-action (CTAs) working? Are you even asking your visitors to do anything? I’ll break down your funnel, your forms, your checkout process, and your trust-building elements (or lack thereof).
• Mobile Responsiveness Check:
  Over 60% of your traffic is coming from mobile. If your site fails the mobile test, I’ll call it out — and show you why it’s costing you money.
• Tone & Brand Voice Analysis:
  Your site’s copy, visuals, and branding need to speak the language of your audience. If they don’t, you’re just shouting into the void. I’ll tell you how your messaging is landing — and where it’s falling flat.
• Revenue Misses & Monetization Ideas:
  As a digital strategist, I’m always thinking in terms of revenue paths. I’ll highlight at least 3 ways your website could be making you more money — often with tools and methods you already have access to.

Why This Matters Now:

Every day your site underperforms, you lose credibility, leads, and income. If your website is your storefront, then this roast is the harsh but necessary business consultant pulling you aside and telling you how to stop bleeding traffic and start converting visitors into paying clients.

I’ve seen sites that look good but perform terribly. I’ve seen ugly websites outperform polished ones because they knew how to convert. My job is to tell you which one you are — and how to fix it.

Delivery Format:

Your Website Roast will be delivered as a downloadable video breakdown within 3–5 business days, or optionally booked as a live Zoom session. You’ll receive a follow-up checklist based on your roast with actionable items ranked by priority.

Who This Is For:

• Solopreneurs and side hustlers serious about growth
• Small businesses ready to level up their online presence
• Coaches, consultants, and course creators who rely on digital credibility
• Brands launching new products or funnels
• Anyone sick of guessing why their website isn’t working

Final Note from Webmaster Eric:

You don’t need another designer who tells you your site “looks good.”

You need a digital mind that can diagnose, disrupt, and deliver real insight.

I am that mind. I built my brand from the ground up using my own tactics, tools, and strategies — and I’ll use the same level of scrutiny on your site that I used on my own.

This isn’t a pitch. It’s a turning point.

Book your Website Roast by Webmaster Eric today and turn your underperforming site into a traffic-converting asset.